So check this out:
I'm a lefty. Which, at times, can be a bit difficult, to be truthful. For example, sitting next to a righty at a dinner table is a little awkward (bumping elbows isn't fun), and whenever I go up to a white board I have to position myself in a strange way so that other people can see my writing. I can't use scissors, which sucks. But being a lefty has its perks.
Yay! Scholarships for lefties!
We have our own day...
And, we're just smarter.
So take that, world. Once again, a minority has owned you. Literally.